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A SIDE OF EGGPLANT | THE DUCHESS & THE DUPE (SWITCHING PLACES DUOLOGY BY CHRISTINA DODD)

SCANDALOUS AGAIN Madeline de Lacy, the duchess of Magnus, prides herself on being one of the most sensible young women in England, which is why she can't believe that, in a turn of the cards, her noble father has lost his entire estate -- and her! -- to a stranger. On a mission to salvage her family fortune, she changes places with her cousin and companion, sending the meeker Eleanor to confront the man who had won Madeline's hand. Now, Madeline is free to enter the home of a notorious gambler, and pretends to be meek, humble, and competent with an iron. She is, of course, none of those things; she simply is resolved to win her family's fortune back. Just when she thinks matters can't get worse, she meets Gabriel Ansell, the earl of Campion, and they do. Horribly worse. Four years ago, Madeline was engaged to Gabriel, and worshiped his arrogant kisses. Now, being forced to marry a man she doesn't know pales in comparison to the ordeal of facing Gabriel ...

A SIDE OF EGGPLANT | ONLY THE GREATEST EVER

*In connection with my YT playlist of the same name, a series of videos where me & Mr. EFR get into the hilarious absurdity of  romance novels.  GREATEST LOVER Since childhood, Rosie's life has been the stage—passing herself off as a boy playing women's roles in the somewhat disreputable theatrical troupe of actor Danny Plympton, Rosie's adoptive father. But when unanticipated danger confronts them, they must flee London, taking refuge at the estate of Sir Anthony Rycliffe. A handsome, devil-may-care rakehell, Tony quickly sees through Rosie's disguise. But a lush, womanly form and eminently kissable lips are not the ravishing young beauty's only secrets—and the burning attraction Tony feels for her does not lessen the peril she has brought to his doorstep. The dashing rogue is determined to strip the irresistible lady of her mysteries—and her masculine garb—using all of his fabled seductive powers. After all, Tony has a reputation to uphold, as . . ...

A SIDE OF EGGPLANT | STORM'S COMIN'!

*In connection with my YT playlist of the same name, a series of videos where me & Mr. EFR get into the hilarious absurdity of  romance novels.  WEATHER GIRL Summer Raines knows when it's going to rain. She can feel it. That's why the local weather girl's so good at her job. Too bad she couldn't have foreseen the tumultuous arrival of Travis Lockwood, everybody's favorite star NFL quarterback. Make that former star NFL quarterback. Sidelined back to Texas after an injury, the golden boy is trying to steal her precious on-air time. Summer is reduced to reporting from… football games. It's enough to make her quit and become a storm-chaser like her parents. She's stuck with a career that's going nowhere and a man who delights in her refusal to be charmed. Falling in love isn't nearly as easy as predicting the weather. ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆   Summer Raines, a meteorologist for a small news channel in Texas, has her work environment turned u...

A SIDE OF EGGPLANT | RESORT TOWN RAWR

*In connection with my YT playlist of the same name, a series of videos where me & Mr. EFR get into the hilarious absurdity of  romance novels.  HIGH HEAVEN It was a chance for a fresh start. And in her new job as a helicopter pilot at a skiing lodge in the Canadian Rockies, Charlie felt she could put the past behind her. Too bad, though, that her employer, Gallagher Cole, didn't seem to share her view.  "I'm not quitting before I've started," Charlie told him stubbornly. "If you don't want me here, you should have the guts to fire me!" Nevertheless, Charlie gradually found herself drawn to this complex man. Only what hope could there be for her when they each had commitments to somebody else...?   ★ ★ ★1/2 Charlie James gets hired on as a helicopter pilot for the High Heaven Heli-Ski Company, a flight transport service for the local ski resort in the small town of Revelstoke, just outside Calgary, Canada. Her boss, Gal...

A SIDE OF EGGPLANT | THY NAME IS RAF(PH)AEL

*In connection with my YT playlist of the same name,  a series of videos where me & Mr. EFR get into the  hilarious absurdity of  romance novels.  TIL WE MEET AGAIN *Normally I put a hyperlink here that connects you to where to purchase the book, but this one you may have to do some secondhand searching for... Amazon doesn't seem to  have a listing for one. Her dreams had warned Mishella Kirkland of his coming, and those same dreams had driven her far from home. But the handsome man who claimed she needed protection was hardly the terrifying creature Mishella had conjured up in her anguished night thoughts. In fact, the man who stood before her was dangerously alluring… Raphael Dalton spoke of an unbreakable bond between them, a centuries-old love that had drawn him to protect Mishella from an unspeakable fate. Mishella’s very soul cried out to believe this captivating stranger. But was he truly her guardian, come to watch over her, or...